I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...