Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Quote by Groucho Marx
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...
Do you mind if I don't smoke ?
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...