Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote by Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...
Go, and never darken my towels again.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Humor is reason gone mad.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...
Now as it gets into the mid to late 60's we found different outtakes or...
I'm a bit famous now! It's a bit strange!
This is our master, famous, calm, and dead, Borne on our shoulders.
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper...