I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Poverty Quotes

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good...

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good...