Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Marriage is the death of hope.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
He'd make a lovely corpse.
Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.