I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Quote by Woody Allen
Weird Love Quotes
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Sadder than destitution, sadder than a beggar is the man who eats alone in public....
Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New...