80% of success is showing up.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Inspirational Quotes, Success Quotes

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Woody makes a movie as if he were lighting 10,000 safety matches to illuminate a...

Woody makes a movie as if he were lighting 10,000 safety matches to illuminate a...