80% of success is showing up.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Inspirational Quotes, Success Quotes

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.