I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Cheating Quotes, Soul Quotes

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear...

Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear...

Regret for time wasted can become a power for good in the time that remains,...

Regret for time wasted can become a power for good in the time that remains,...