Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Quote by Woody Allen
Topics:
Cheating Quotes
,
Soul Quotes
Related Quotes
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
Live your own life, for you will die your own death.