I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Quote by Woody Allen
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear...
Regret for time wasted can become a power for good in the time that remains,...