I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
Quote by Woody Allen
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.