Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Quote by Woody Allen
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...