Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Time Quotes

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.

Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...