Quotes about Comedy

We're more effective than birth control pills.

#Comedy, #Storms

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting...

#Comedy, #Football, #Teamwork

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

#Comedy, #Television

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

#Comedy, #Television

In all comedy there is something regressive that takes us back to the world of...

#Comedy

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

#Comedy

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

#Ballet, #Comedy

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

#Comedy, #Funny, #God

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

#Comedy, #Divorce, #Funny

People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want...

#Comedy, #Facts

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

#Comedy, #Happiness, #Love

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

#Comedy