I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said...

Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said...

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...