The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Quote by Bob Hope

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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

What if Isao Aoki had won?

What if Isao Aoki had won?

I love it [Practicing in Texas]. You can find anything. You can practice rain, you...

I love it [Practicing in Texas]. You can find anything. You can practice rain, you...

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one...

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one...