The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Bob Hope Quotes

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if...

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if...