The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
All diseases run into one, old age.
One's age should be tranquil, as childhood should be playful. Hard work at either extremity...
I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.