I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
Take it and return it: the kiss of love
A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one