I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.