I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.