I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Bob Hope Quotes

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

He who wished to secure the good of others, has already secured his own.

He who wished to secure the good of others, has already secured his own.

Christianity is strange. It bids man recognise that he is vile, even abominable, and bids...

Christianity is strange. It bids man recognise that he is vile, even abominable, and bids...

Something in human nature causes us to start slacking off at our moment of greatest...

Something in human nature causes us to start slacking off at our moment of greatest...