You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Golf Quotes

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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

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You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

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