You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
Quote by Bob Hope
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...
The great gift of family life is to be intimately acquainted with people you might...
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to...
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.