You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
Quote by Bob Hope
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the...