Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Quote by Bob Hope
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
Those who keep their mind on HIM shall have perfect peace GOD
There can be but little liberty on earth while men worship a tyrant in heaven.