People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Kissing Quotes

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...