People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Kissing Quotes

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

My father was often angry when I was most like him.

My father was often angry when I was most like him.

If I wanted a loving father, a faithful husband, an honorable neighbor, and a just...

If I wanted a loving father, a faithful husband, an honorable neighbor, and a just...

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.