People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Kissing Quotes

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...