I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Age Quotes, Ageing Quotes, Elderly Quotes

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues...

In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues...

Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.

Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.