The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and...
Humor is wit and love.