Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
Quote by Bob Hope
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
Kiss on Shoulder = I want you. Kiss on the Lips = I love you....
The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love...