I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Motivation Quotes

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

I am the slave of my baptism. Parents, you have caused my misfortune, and you...

I am the slave of my baptism. Parents, you have caused my misfortune, and you...

The great model of the affection of love in human beings is the sentiment which...

The great model of the affection of love in human beings is the sentiment which...