I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Quote by Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
The harder you work during peace, the less you bleed during war.
I've been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had their...
Don't give up, it usually happens when you least expect it.