I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Funny Quotes, Hollywood Quotes

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.