I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Funny Quotes, Hollywood Quotes

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your...

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your...

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five...

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five...