I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Funny Quotes, Hollywood Quotes

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said...

Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said...