I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Funny Quotes, Hollywood Quotes

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.