I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Funny Quotes, Hollywood Quotes

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...