When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Quote by Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...