They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
Quote by Bob Hope
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.