They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Hollywood Quotes

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...