They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
Quote by Bob Hope
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...