When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Quote by Bob Hope
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.