Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
Topics:
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
Related Quotes
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing...
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion....
When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said...
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a...
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately,...
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time...
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a...
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.'...
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time...
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her...
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or...
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're...
