Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Room service? Send up a larger room.