Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead station.
It is probable that television drama of high caliber and produced by first-rate artists will...