Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Women Quotes

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

It is not what you give your friend, but what you are willing to give...

It is not what you give your friend, but what you are willing to give...

I want a friendship where you can tell each other everything without being judged.

I want a friendship where you can tell each other everything without being judged.

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.