Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Women Quotes

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.