The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Quote by Groucho Marx
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Home is where you hang your head
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own...
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.