Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb…
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...
Blood's not thicker than money.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...
Home is where you hang your head
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Room service? Send up a larger room.