Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb…
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...
Go, and never darken my towels again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
Humor is reason gone mad.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.