Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb…
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
Home is where you hang your head
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.