Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Quote by Groucho Marx

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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death

Grow where you are planted

Grow where you are planted

You're asking me will my love grow / I don't know, I don't know /...

You're asking me will my love grow / I don't know, I don't know /...

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to...

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to...