Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Blood's not thicker than money.

Blood's not thicker than money.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.