A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised...
We love peace, but not peace at any price. There is a peace more destructive...