Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money wont make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, its a lovely thing to have around the house.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Happiness Quotes, Money Quotes

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.