Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Home is where you hang your head
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Common sense is merely the deposit of prejudice laid down in the human mind before...
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me...