I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...
Blood's not thicker than money.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or...
That trial is not fair where affection is judge
The place of justice is a hallowed place
If there is not the war, you dont get the great general; if there is...