I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does