Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote by Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.