Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Quote by Groucho Marx
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...
Women should be obscene and not heard.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...
Home is where you hang your head
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough.
Living with the immediacy of death helps you sort out your priorities in life. It...