Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Quote by Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
Home is where you hang your head
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.