Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Do you mind if I don't smoke ?
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...