In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Hollywood Quotes

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...