In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Hollywood Quotes

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around...

The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around...

Judge none blessed before his death

Judge none blessed before his death

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.