Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.
Quote by Groucho Marx
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...