Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Funny Quotes, Hollywood Quotes

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Though many have tried, no one has ever yet explained away the decisive fact that...

Though many have tried, no one has ever yet explained away the decisive fact that...

Cats and monkeys, monkeys and cats - all human life is there

Cats and monkeys, monkeys and cats - all human life is there

The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright. I'm...

The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright. I'm...

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...