Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Age-based retirement arbitrarily severs productive persons from their livelihood, squanders their talents, scars their health,...
Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and...
Gray is a crown of splendor: it is attained by a righteous life.
As soils are depleted, human health, vitality and intelligence go with them.