The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

Quote by Groucho Marx

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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

Regan and George W Bush put the United States in more debt than all the...

Regan and George W Bush put the United States in more debt than all the...

People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or...

People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or...

Our emotional symptoms are precious sources of life and individuality.

Our emotional symptoms are precious sources of life and individuality.

It is probable that television drama of high caliber and produced by first-rate artists will...

It is probable that television drama of high caliber and produced by first-rate artists will...