The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
Quote by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...
Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...
Marriage is the death of hope.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...