I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Quote by Woody Allen
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
Happy are those who get to talk. Happier are those who get listened to.
You can only have fun helping other people have fun if you're having fun doing...