Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Quote by Woody Allen
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...