Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Quote by Woody Allen

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Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

80% of success is showing up.

80% of success is showing up.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I have also learned why people work so hard to succeed: It is because they...

I have also learned why people work so hard to succeed: It is because they...

Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But...

Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But...