Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Quote by Woody Allen

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Give me love and work - these two only

Give me love and work - these two only

The selfishness must be discovered and understood before it can be removed. It is powerless...

The selfishness must be discovered and understood before it can be removed. It is powerless...

I had to lie so much about sex, first when I was 15, because I...

I had to lie so much about sex, first when I was 15, because I...