Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Quote by Woody Allen
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...
Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
If you want people to notice your faults, start giving advice
About the worst advice you can give to some people is, Be yourself.