You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.