Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If the Prodigal Son's a parable, and if Adam and Eve are metaphors, then maybe...

If the Prodigal Son's a parable, and if Adam and Eve are metaphors, then maybe...

Humanity is the crime; God is the criminal.

Humanity is the crime; God is the criminal.