I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Quote by Bob Hope

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If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.