I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Quote by Bob Hope

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.