I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...