Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Love Quotes, Sex Quotes

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.

Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...

He that plants trees loves others besides himself.

He that plants trees loves others besides himself.

Our pleasures are short, and can only charm at intervals; love is a method of...

Our pleasures are short, and can only charm at intervals; love is a method of...