There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote by Woody Allen
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
The black dog gets the food; the white dog gets the blame
Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured...